sofapizza:

majestic

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foodnun:

i love this

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

laughparty:

 

we-smoke-the-blunts:

dont fuck with a crazy man in a box

staystrong-stayamazing:

this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.

disagreed:

whitelaceblackvelvet:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF SINCE I STARTED LIVING

this show omg

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

malicemidnight:

lordstunfisk:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

fucking cleverbot

ARRIBA

fucking HE lL

mychempunk:

Sometimes I wonder how people survive. 

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT